Looks awesome feels awesome
The boyfriends are jealous because the girlfriends love my new look!!
The shirt is so over-the-top it just works. It's a head turner, and easily takes three Strokes off a round. Also, wildly comfortable. Waddashirt.
You will feel so awesome you'll shave at least 6 strokes off your normal score. I hope you have enough memory in your phone cause you'll be getting all the girls digits