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Scheisse Happens Ballmarker

Scheisse Happens Ballmarker

Regular price $6.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $6.99 USD
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So many things happen on the golf course - good and bad. But when the scheisse comes, it's always best to be prepared with a good handful of scheisse paper and a carefree attitude. Scheisse just happens and we need to be reminded of it. The scheisse, just like anything, cannot last forever and will soon go away. I promise.

Dimensions:  3cm (1.25 inch) diagonally corner to corner

The price displayed is for one (1) ballmarker.

This ballmarker is magnetic. It will adhere to magnets on hat clips.

This ballmarker does NOT fit into the Waddaplaya divot tools.

*The US quarter dollar is for size comparison only. The quarter is not included in the purchase. The golf ball is for display purposes only and is not for sale. 

Care Instructions

For polos, t-shirts, towels, and bucket hats

-Machin wash at or below 30°C or 80°F

-Do not use bleach, or harsh detergent

-Turn clothes inside out

-Line dry or tumle dry low

-Do not iron

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Customer Reviews

Based on 7 reviews
Thomas Rom

Don't be a Hosenscheisser! Get these ball markers!

Jon Golm
Scheisse Happens

We all know “Scheisse Happens”. And when it does you can use this ball mark to remind you it’s time to clean things up, and the putting green is we’re that happens.

Dana Underhill
Husband loves it

These shirts are such good quality. My husband already had 2 he’d bought previously. He sized down for this one as they are a larger fit. The quality is just as good as FJ shirts if not better. Love the colour ways and prints.

Never forget toilet paper again

What can I say? GIOTG, check. Mark the ball, check. Scheisse happens, check. Smile on the face, check. Easy life

Sacha M.
Awesome happens, too

Nice reminder to eliminate the Scheiße.